KD Knows My Name

KD Knows My Name - Reach (S Club 7 Cover)

Ever wondered why Kristian Davison is constantly turning down your pleads to procreate with him? Well, it’s because his balls still ache from hitting the high notes in this! 

EVERYONE enjoys S Club 7… Right?

Again, available for free download with all our tracks on our bandcamp!:
http://kdknowsmyname.bandcamp.com/ 

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KD Knows My Name - Stacey’s Dad

Opening track off our 3-track pop cover CD “Cover Your Ears”
A parody of Fountains Of Wayne’s Stacey’s Mom
Up for FREE download on our bandcamp: http://kdknowsmyname.bandcamp.com/ 

Lyrics: 

Stacey can I come over after school
We can braid our hair and drink Malibu
Did your dad get back from his business trip?
Would he like a drink? Cause I can give him a sip

I’m not the little boy that I used to be
I’m all grown up now, Stacey - proportionately

Stacey’s dad is really fucking rad
He’s all that I want and I want him so bad
Stacey can’t you see; it’s my sexuality
I know it might be sad, but I’m in love with Stacey’s Dad

Stacey, do you remember when we watched that porn?
Your dad came out with just his Speedos on
I could tell he like me from the way he stared
And the way he asked if I trim my pubic hair

I know that you think it’s just a fantasy
But since your mum walked out your dad could use a guy like me

Stacey’s dad is one of the lads
He’s got what I want and I want his gonads
Stace I think you’ll find that I like it from behind
I know it might be sad, but I’m in love with Stacey’s dad 

Best parody ever? Quite possible.

KD Knows My Name - Stacey’s Dad

Opening track off our 3-track pop cover CD “Cover Your Ears”
A parody of Fountains Of Wayne’s Stacey’s Mom
Up for FREE download on our bandcamp: http://kdknowsmyname.bandcamp.com/ 

Lyrics: 

Stacey can I come over after school
We can braid our hair and drink Malibu
Did your dad get back from his business trip?
Would he like a drink? Cause I can give him a sip

I’m not the little boy that I used to be
I’m all grown up now, Stacey - proportionately

Stacey’s dad is really fucking rad
He’s all that I want and I want him so bad
Stacey can’t you see; it’s my sexuality
I know it might be sad, but I’m in love with Stacey’s Dad

Stacey, do you remember when we watched that porn?
Your dad came out with just his Speedos on
I could tell he like me from the way he stared
And the way he asked if I trim my pubic hair

I know that you think it’s just a fantasy
But since your mum walked out your dad could use a guy like me

Stacey’s dad is one of the lads
He’s got what I want and I want his gonads
Stace I think you’ll find that I like it from behind
I know it might be sad, but I’m in love with Stacey’s dad 

Naive - KD Knows My Name

A new original off our 4-track, 3rd studio EP entitled “The Last Time”

This EP, along with all our other EPs, is available for FREE download over at our bandcamp page: http://kdknowsmyname.bandcamp.com/album/the-last-time

ITS FREE, GODDAMMIT!

Another song off our first EP (FREE for download here: http://kdknowsmyname.bandcamp.com)

KD Knows My Name - Separate Ways

Lyrics: 
Here we are again looking in a broken mirror 
Reflecting what’s behind us in a different light 
All the broken pieces show a different picture 
A different face, a different smile, a different time 

Everybody goes their separate ways 
But I chose to stay, I chose to stay 
I’m never gonna change. To see what you have put me through 
Just come back? You’re never coming back 

I was testing you and you failed. You failed with falling colours just like all the others 
You said “it’s time for a change. It’s time for moving on” 
But we’re still going strong 

It’s been a long time now since you decided to go 
And I wonder where you went and I wonder if you know 
If you’re ever coming back or if you’re ever gonna show your face again to your old friends 
‘cause everybody goes their separate ways

KD Knows My Name - You And My Army
FREE download link: http://kdknowsmyname.bandcamp.com/track/you-and-my-army 
This, as well as every song we post, are part of our compilation CD we’re selling at gigs which comprises a massive 12 songs - everything we’ve ever recorded (which is fit for listening to…) - for a meagre £2! If you’re lucky we’ll throw in a couple of badges too!  

Another track from our début EP “Different Face/Different Smile/Different Time.” This was the first original song we wrote as this band!! The first half of the breakdown guitar work is courtesy of our ex-member and still great friend Dave Williams who now plays with our also great friends The Adelines!

This song is about judgemental people and how they should fuck off. Basically.
Lyrics:

Listen to yourself
‘cause no one else can tell you who I am
No one else gives a damn about me,
Yet they’re happy just to rant about me 
If you close your ears what would you hear?
You wouldn’t hear a thing
Maybe if you just your eyes
You can see who I really am

I’d say you’ve got a lot of nerve, but nerves have feelings
I’d love to say it to your face if you came down from the ceiling

Listen to your friends or listen to me -
Who do you think knows me better? 
Listen to my friends or my enemies -
Who do you think knows me better?
They may speak their mind but if their mind is already made up before they’ve given a chance for someone else to be themselves
Then who are you to judge someone else like me? 

Ok so another song for FREE DOWNLOAD

http://kdknowsmyname.bandcamp.com/track/pepl-r-worthels

I can’t remember if, when I wrote this, I was trying to emphasise the ease I felt in writing music in a similar style to NOFX’s track The Desperation’s Gone or if I was taking a slight dig at pop music… You decide!

Lyrics:

It’s amazing how easy words rhyme
When you’ve got the time to think of them
It’s amazing how easy words get a long
It’s easy to blurt it all out
When you’ve got something to write about
It’s amazing how easy one write a song

But it ceases to be amazing
When only a few words are changing
And the melody is the same every time
The formula is completed
When the same five chords are repeated
And you start to reuse the rhymes

If only people were words

Ok so if you’re looking for love songs you’re pretty much in the wrong place.

However, this is about as close as we’ll probably ever get to one! 

Here’s the FREE download link: http://kdknowsmyname.bandcamp.com/track/the-last-time

Lyrics:
I held you so tight and for so long that
You told me you missed my face
When I finally smiled and you and looked into your eyes;
That was the last time that I

A feeling that is akin only to trapping a nerve
It’s unidentical twin courses down your spine
A shot of a bliss…. mixer with energy;
that was the last time that I

You somehow forced through your grin “it’s only been two weeks”
“Two weeks too long!” I said and somehow you smiled more
A feeling only akin to trapping a nerve;
I cant believe That was the last time that I

What’s that? You want a new track? Well why didn’t you guys just ASK!

This is the last track off our EP Fox called “A-hole Promotions”

It’s about SHIT promotors who don’t have a fucking clue how to treat bands and just put on gigs to rape money from the good fans and screw the bands over with lies, cheating and bum deals. It’s about a particular promotion guy from our area named “KeyHole” hence the A-hole, but the gist can be applied to many, many “companies” we’ve come into unfortunate contact with.

The whole EP is up for listening and download here: http://kdknowsmyname.bandcamp.com/album/fox

Lyrics:

A hole filled with dynamite; ready to explode 5pm on concert night 
A whole load of disregard. “Shove the bands up my arse, shove the money on my card” 
This can’t be real. Are you for real? Reeling in the fans; money rod in hand. You really know how to vandalise 
(A lie’s) been told and told. A lot of tickets sold 
A light feeling in your wallet. A lie ability unmatched 
A liability to the bands. A license to exploit 
A lie, a dick, a-hole 

A wholesome person - no where in sight 
His bark is kind even in the middle of a bite 
A hole-y grin. A holy sin. A crooked nose. A crooked finger shows 
The way to go vaguely. “Over there, maybe.” 
It don’t matter to he doesn’t even care because everything is fair in promotion and war 
When it’s just yourself your fighting for. Are you starting battles or wars? There’s no competition, just an exploitation petition - sign up and gain admission to find yourself a joke, a lie, a dick, in a hole 

(hold) your cards to your chest. 
We all know which band is best friends are always winners 
You will always lose 
Save your money chips stay in 
Don’t you know the house always wins?

KD Knows My Name - No Shit, Shylock!

The last track from our debut EP “Different Face / Different Smile / Different Time”

Uploading this for our friend and fan kirsty marie

Whole 6-track EP available for FREE download here: http://kdknowsmyname.bandcamp.com/album/different-face-different-smile-different-time-2

**The lyrics in this whole track are based on “The Merchant Of Venice” by William Shakespeare.